For some reason, Simon's normal superb communication skills betrayed him that whole long frustrating day.


Do you have the time? ... Is that a trick question?

How is the fish? The fish 
is dead! That's how it is!

Why yes! It is hot. And thank you so much for bringing this 
to my attention!

Market looks a bit shaky...
... You have your ears and eyes everywhere...

Where are you? You're 
sitting in a car, moron!

A rotten drive out... 
...Is that so? I really must insist that you tell me every last detail!

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